New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is now pushing for a ban on the sale of sugary sodas and fruit drinks in containers larger than 16 ounces in his city. This is just the latest installment in Mayor Bloomberg’s quest to become the health nanny of our nation’s largest metropolis. He has previously succeeded in banning trans-fats and public smoking from New York City. If he is successful in his attempt to ban super-sized sweet drinks, what will he ban next?
Here is a list of things I that believe Comrade Bloomberg might soon attempt to banish from Gotham City:
1) Hamburgers
2) Hot dogs
3) French fries
4) Ice cream
5) Video games
6) DVDs
7) Cable/Satellite TV
8) Charcoal
9) Whole milk
10) White bread
11) Pork/ham/bacon
12) X-rays/CT-scans/MRIs
13) Plastic bags
14) Disposable baby diapers
15) Gasoline engines
16) Elevators/escalators
17) Pesticides
18) Aerosol spray cans
19) Copying machines
20) Matches
Oh, but there are at least two things he’s guaranteed to never try to ban, even though they are as much of a risk to public health as (if not more so than) the items listed above. They are alcoholic drinks (because he probably couldn’t imagine life without his liquor) and gay sex (because that would be too politically incorrect, and we all know that political correctness is far more important to him than public health, no matter what he might say).




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