I Don’t Have the Touch

Some people just have the touch. They do everything neatly. They always look nice and tidy, even when they are dressed casually. They make me look bad. I guess I just don’t have the touch. I can’t be neat, no matter how hard I try. I apparently don’t have neat bone in my body. I would look disheveled, even in a $1000 suit, a $200 shirt, and a $100 tie. I always buy clothes that look nice – this is, until I wash them for the first time, and then they start looking like trash. Some people can wash their clothes over and over again, and each item will still look as nice as it did they day they bought it. How do they do it? When it comes to neatness, I’m clueless.