I've always liked to wear flannel shirts during the fall and winter. But now I can no longer find any of them made from 100% acrylic. I won't buy the cotton ones, as I prefer shirts that I can still wear after I have washed them.
We all know people who never have money for paying bills or other legitimate expenses, but always seem to have plenty to spend on frivolity.
Don't try to tell me the FCC is intent on curbing TV indecency when the no TV station has ever been fined for its airing of The Jerry Springer Show.
Of the four franchises that came over to the NHL from the World Hockey Association (WHA), three of them have relocated since the merger. The Quebec Nordiques are now the Colorado Avalanche; the Winnipeg Jets are now the Phoenix Coyotes; and the New England Whalers are now the Carolina Hurricanes. Only the Edmonton Oilers remain in their original WHA venue.
Answer: Iowa Carcasses.
Question: What do you call presidential candidates who don't perform well in the Iowa Caucuses?
If you don't have caller ID, the best way to avoid nuisance phone calls is to hang up if the caller doesn't start talking immediately after you answer. Calls made by computers or other machines will generally produce a delay of a second or two.
Time spent claiming one doesn't have time do a given job could be better used actually doing it.
Trouble rarely comes at a time when one is expecting it.
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