Never fight any battle unless and until it absolutely has to be fought.
I like to develop good habits because I don’t want to think any more than have to.
Question: What does a vice president really need to know?
Answer: The president’s pulse, blood pressure, and temperature!
Murphy’s law of proofreading: There will be at least one typo in any part of a document that you fail to proofread.
When a network TV show is moved to Friday or Saturday night, that generally signals the beginning of the end for that show.
I’m not surprised that Bear Stearns recently went under. Now, had its name had been Bull Stearns, that would have been more of shocker!
I will often intentionally allow some of the non-perishable products in my home to become scarce. That way I am forced to conserve them until my next trip to the grocery store. Like most anyone else, I will use more of anything that I have in great supply.
Many people toss the word “truth” around as a euphemism for “my ideology.”
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