The Dallas Cowboys have played on Thanksgiving Day every year since 1966, with the exceptions of 1975 and 1977, when their normal slot on that holiday was filled by the St. Louis Cardinals.
When you open the trunk of your car, make sure it's opened all the way. I still have several knots on my head resulting from half-opened trunks.
I never thought I would consider subscribing to satellite radio. However, after having to endure so many annoying radio commercials, I am no longer ruling it out.
When I was in the checkout line at the grocery store the other day, I noticed a woman loading bags of groceries onto her cart while her teenage daughter was yapping on a cell phone. I felt like like slapping that young lady in the face and telling her to shut up for a minute and help her mother.
The other day, I saw an article about ventriloquism on CNN's website. The article was entitled, "People Who Love to Let Dummies Speak for Them." Personally, I believe we all love to let dummies speak for us. That's why we elect representatives to Congress!
What does it mean when an NFL team gets off to a 3-0 start? Nothing, other than the fact that the worst the team could finish would be 3-13.
The worst thing about being a kid is that everyone treats you like a kid!
One of the problems with modern society is that people want all the benefits that naturally flow from restraint and self-discipline without ever practicing either.
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