When is 20th Century Fox going to change its name?
I once ordered some pills that were supposed to make me see twice as good - they gave me double vision!
If something is valuable enough, some people will find a way to steal or counterfeit it.
If you find that your grocery bill seems a bit higher than normal, you probably forgot something (yes, I know that's counterintuitive). If your grocery bill is seems lower than normal, you probably got everything you went after (again, counterintuitive).
How long does someone have to be dead before people stop referring to them as "the late ....."
Well, it looks like the bad guys have won the mustard war. I can no longer find the 32 ounce jars of mustard at my local grocery store. Now, my only choices are squeeze bottles and 8-12 ounce jars, neither of which are very economical.
Announcer on a radio ad for a law firm: "If you used this product and then suffered a fatal heart attack, call 1-800 ....."
I've heard it said that cover-ups never work. Baloney! It just seems that way because the only ones we ever hear about are those that don't.
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