Classic Rants and Raves #42
Just when I think I have something figured out, it throws me a curve!
What's the difference between pro wrestling and a circus? Two rings!
A recent study confirms something I've suspected for a long time: A person cannot be fat and healthy at the same time. According to the study, a person who is obese is unhealthy and is at serious risk of heart disease, even if his or her other factors, i.e., cholesterol, triglycerides, blood pressure, and blood sugar are all good.
Some people seem to be confused by what is meant by wind chill factor. Wind chill factor simply measures how the temperature feels to the skin of people and animals. However, water does not have feelings. It will not freeze into ice at temperatures above 32 degrees Fahrenheit, even if the wind chill factor is well below 32.
If you're not already sick before being admitted to a hospital, you will be before being discharged!
One characteristic of almost any fanatic is that he has difficulty understanding why there are people in the world who aren't fanatical about what he's so fanatical about.
Don't you just hate it when you pay cash for something at a checkout counter and the change comes to a penny or two? It's the proverbial no-win situation. If you wait for your change, you are thought to be a cheapskate; if you let the clerk keep the change, people will sarcastically say to themselves, "oh boy, big spender!"
Discipline means to always be willing to step up to the plate -- even when there's no food in it!
Don't talk about how special your late husband or wife was if you have since remarried.
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