Classic Rants and Raves #37
An informal education can be more costly than a formal one, as the most expensive university in the world is the University of Trial and Error!
I wouldn't have the attention span to follow a soap opera on a regular basis. They are just too vapid to keep my attention for very long.
There are some comedians who can't seem to ever come out of their comedy routines and act like real people for a few minutes. Jonathan Winters and Gilbert Gottfried are two that come to mind here.
When your power or phone service goes out, never assume that someone else is going to contact the power company or phone company.
A guy went to see his optometrist for his annual eye exam. After it was completed, the eye doctor told him that the exam revealed the fact that he was presbyopic. Caught completely off guard by the diagnosis, he replied, "That can't be, doc, I'm Baptist!"
I hate it when someone makes me feel like a VUP - very unimportant person!
Ecclesiastes 9:4 (KJV) says, "...a living dog is better than a dead lion." I wonder how many people take that verse seriously.
When you are told that something is dangerous or difficult, believe every word of it; when you are told that something is safe or easy, be very skeptical.
Never become too attached to (1) money that has yet to be taxed, (2) something you don't own outright, or (3) something that can be taken away from you at a moment's notice.
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