Classic Rants and Raves #34
One reason I don't own a gun is because of the plethora of guns laws on the books. I'm afraid I would unknowingly break one of those laws and get into big trouble.
Since when did cable TV become an inalienable right?
It is supposedly not good for people to get everything they want. At least, that's the trendy and fashionable thing to say. However, no one can convince me that I wouldn't be better off right now, having gotten everything I've ever wanted.
I'm curious about people who are never outside the mainstream on any issue. I wonder if they actually ever take time to think through anything.
Have you ever accidentally given yourself a "popcorn crown", as I call it? That occurs when you get a kernel of popcorn stuck to the bottom of an upper tooth or the top of a lower tooth. It feels like a crown that is too "high" and sometimes can be difficult to remove.
I understand that Ted Kennedy has written a children's book. Maybe he can read it too!
Enthusiasm can compensate for a multitude of shortcomings.
I look older than I am. Therefore, I feel the need to offset this fact by behaving like someone who is younger than I.


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