Classic Rants and Raves #35
Dixie Carter should sue her plastic surgeon. From looking at her new face job, it appears that he tried to make her look like Alyssa Milano!
Those who can, do; those who can't, become realtors!
Here's an idea for a new country music title: "I passed a milestone, then I passed a gall stone."
The best way to keep someone from interfering with your plans is to not let that person know about them.
The Internet is without a doubt hurting the sales of reference materials. Within free websites like Wikipedia, Reference.com, Dictionary, and Thesaurus.com, one can find the same information that used to be available only in a bunch of expensive books.
Murphy's Soda Law: Whenever you put a soda in your freezer to cool it down for "a few minutes", you almost always forget about it, leaving it to freeze solid before you discover your mistake.
If I'm afraid of what the answer might be, I won't ask the question.
Isn't radio advertising just a form of legalized payola?
If no one has ever been resentful of you, it's probably because you've never been successful at anything.
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