Classic Rants and Raves #31

I was born pre-programmed to avoid pain, danger, trouble, inconvenience, and heartache at all costs. So far, there has not been one glitch found in that programming!      

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I can't imagine living in any other time than the one in which we live. Some people say they would like to have lived in the 17th or 18th centuries. Not me. I can't imagine living in a primitive time without our modern comforts and conveniences, especially our medicine and anesthesia.   

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The Monday edition of any newspaper is usually the sorriest one of the week.

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Murphy's second law of laundry: Any item of clothing put into a dryer by itself will not dry!

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It is a good thing to be a compassionate and loving person. However, please be aware that there is a downside: All kinds of losers, misfits, and oddballs attach themselves to compassionate and loving people.   

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Anyone who would dare mess with a cancer survivor should consider this: Those people have beaten something that has killed millions of people. How many people have you killed?

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Those who constantly refer to religion as "religion" usually aren't very religious.

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No one is more motivated than someone who has something to prove about his or her capabilities.

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What's good for your health is automatically good for your soul.