Try These on for Size

Okay, with the presidential election coming up next year, we’ll have to get used to calling one of these persons president. We might as well start trying them out. Here goes …

Democrats:

President Clinton (heard that before)

President Obama (somehow, I just can’t imagine …)

President Edwards (sounds realistic enough to me)

President Richardson (cozy enough)

President Biden (not as cozy)

President Dodd (stability comes to mind)

President Kucinich (yeah, right!)

President Gravel (ditto above)

Republicans:

President Giuliani (sounds a bit European to me)

President Romney (wouldn’t that be better for the leader of the IRA?)

President Thompson (would make a good American president name)

President McCain (another IRA leader?)

President Huckabee (of what, the Confederate States of America?)

President Paul (now that has a nice, alliterative ring to it)

President Hunter (of the NRA?)

President Tancredo (another European-sounding president)