Random Rants and Raves #116
Never walk up or down a flight of stairs with your hands in your pockets.
The least sensational account of any news story is probably the one that's true.
The 24-hour cable news networks have succeeded at dumbing down the concept of breaking news.
Beware of stocks and mutual funds that offer extremely high dividends -- many of them are just giving back the value of the share price.
Question: Who will children from Republican families be dressed as this Halloween?
Answer: Rudy Ghouliani.
When you're a child, you live in a fantasy world, shielded from the harsh realities of life. When you finally take on the mantle of adulthood, reality hits you right between the eyes like a brick -- and it hurts.
Whenever you accuse someone of taking something out of context, you are obligated to explain the context you're claiming they took it out of.
Why does everyone seem to think it's the government's duty to fix everyone's problems after a natural disaster? I thought it was every individual's responsibility to prepare in advance and then get off their own sorry butt and help themselves.
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