Classic Rants and Raves #14
When you're a kid, everything you destroy belongs to someone else. When you're an adult, everything someone else destroys belongs to you!
One of the primary functions of a hospital is to humiliate its patients as much as possible!
For some reason, I keep thinking golfer Davis Love is a tennis player.
When you were in high school, did you notice a kind of fuzzy math? Although the girls outnumbered the guys, every girl had a boyfriend, but not every guy had a girlfriend. Calling Mr. Einstein ..
They say tough times build character. That doesn't seem like much consolation to me!
The best public service that television could do for police officers everywhere would be for Fox to cancel Cops.
You can't predict the future, but you can often predict markets with futures.
Revenge is sweet, but only if it's of the legal variety. Getting back at someone in an illegal way does nothing but cause more trouble for the avenger.
The anti-smoking mania is starting to get to the ridiculous level that I predicted it would. Not too long ago, a judge in Virginia sentenced a woman to 10 days in jail for smoking in her own home in front of her kids.
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