When Indiana Senator Evan Bayh announced that he was withdrawing from his short-lived quest for the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination, he presented newspaper editors across the county with a chance to a have a little fun at his expense. There is almost an endless number of possibilities and I just couldn't resist. Here are a few of the possible headlines they could have used:
"Evan Takes a Bayh"
"Bayh Takes a Bye"
"Evan Says Bayh-Bayh"
"Evan Says Bye-Bayh"
"Bayh Says Bye-Bye"
"Evan Says Good-Bayh"
"Evan Says Byah"
"Bayh Says Good-Bye"
"Bayh Says Bye"
"Evan Says Byah for Now"
"Evan Says Good-Bayh for Now"
"Evan Takes a Bayh-Out"
"Evan Bayh's Out"
"Bayh Out"
"Good-Bayh"
"Bye-Bayh"
"Bye-Bye, Bayh"
"Good-Bye, Bayh"
"Bayh-Bayh, Evan"
"Good-Bayh, Evan"
"Evan Bayhs the Presidential Farm"
"Bayh-ing the Presidential Farm"
"Evan Couldn't Bayh the Nomination"
"He Couldn't Bayh the Nomination"
"Evan Decides to Stand Bayh"
"Bayh Decides to Stand by"
"Standing Bayh"
"Going Bayh"
"Evan Will Sit Bayh"
"Bayh Will Sit By"
"Walk on Bayh"
"Sitting Bayh"
"Evan to go Bayh-Bayh"
"Gone Bayh-Bayh"
"Bayh Gone"
"Bayh Passing"
"Bayh Passing the Presidential Race"
"Presidential Bayh Pass"
"Bayh Passing the Election"
"Falling Bayh the Wayside"
"Bayh the Way, Evan Drops Out"
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